-chainsmoker -has stuttered all his life (is able to control it) -nearly blind without glasses (hates idea of surgery or putting something in his eyes) -stand-up comedian -perfectionist about his craft, will analyze own and other peoples acts -distant but polite with his family -has small apartment rented for storage of his LPs, CDs, DVDs and books -nocturnal creature -doesnt really enjoy food, regards eating as task to get out of the way -only wears very fitting shirts -prefers semi-naked sex to naked sex -is often mistaken for much younger due to height (53) -but only until speaks; has very low voice -has vast pop culture knowledge, considers it part of his job -the fairly consistent monotone of his voice and expression makes people around him uncomfortable -this, combined with his success on-stage, has made him quite disliked among fellow comedians -owns part of the club that hosts open mic nights -enjoys showing the ropes to noobs -could be in mensa but dislikes the organization -doesnt take notes in class, instead listens intently -likes heavy metal -respectively, likes music from almost all genres -is convinced mulder will be something great
I really enjoy reading about Eli - especially since my friend Xanatos (nickname) reminds me a great deal of Eli. Whenever I read Eli's dialogue, I hear it in Xanatos's voice and it becomes 10 times more funny! Thanks for making such a great character!
srsly? lolz xd
Yay semi-naked sex.
*nose bleed*
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